Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

Clue, Tim Curry

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

Jaws - Jaws

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

I am Legend - the dog

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.