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Let the hunt begin (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Once, I discovered the perfect flyswat. It just so happened that after a long battle to get a fly to leave peacefully, the closest thing to hand was an empty plastic clothes basket. You know the kind, with lots of holes through all the sides.

In frustration I grabbed the basket and swatted the fly. It made an amazing "swoosh" sound, like swinging a pipe in Streets of Rage. I can only imagine the blind panic as the fly executed its usual escape manoeuvre, only to find that the object it attempted to dodge was less of a rolled-up newspaper, and instead the swat equivalent of a star destroyer.

Finally, a strike back for team human...

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Opens window

Fly stays

30 of his cousins come in

So.. You have chosen genocide

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

you could remove half the walls on your house and that fly still wouldn't find its way out

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I know because I tried it!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Lol thats literally what I say to the flies. But my death/hit ratio is probably 0.3.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

When they fly away they first fly up and backwards. So if you come at them from this angle you'll hit them a lot more often.

Source: something rotted in my bin.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Tip: smack it with an open hand. It reduces air resistance, thus more hand speed, and reduces the pressure of the pocket of air between your hand and the surface that would push the fly out.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This man smashes flies

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is it not an option to leave the window open and give the fly some time?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yes, if you want more insects in your house.

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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