Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

Franzia really stepped up it's game.

Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)

Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.

This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

Wouldn't it get warm from the body heat?

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking