God doesn't exist (though there is a tiny, tiny chance there's some higher power that doesn't intervene, because the human intelligence gap is unreasonably huge, making humans undeniably special)

Every organized religion is a cult

Free will is an illusion

Aliens most likely exist, given the insane size of the universe and we know life can exist here

Humans will still always give in to their brutal tribal instincts and that's why the world is how it is

I believe I'd like another drink.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

I believe it's the duty of the strong to protect the weak.

If you can't protect the weak, then you're not really strong.

• Water is wet
• The sky is blue
• Women have secrets

The power of friendship (I have no friends)

I Believe in the Power of American Native

It took me longer than I’d like to think of an answer.

Maths.