I never thought till now about whether/how much effort went into crafting a backdrop that is recognizable even when completely out of focus.

Masturbate, maybe?

I'm loathe to call it fapping, as if there's no one to hear the fap, was it ever there?

As reasonable as it is to ask that, that is fairly atypical at this point. Not the deaf thing, the no internet thing.

I think it's a reasonable assumption to carry forward, as long as there's an offline option available somehow. Which there is, after you've downloaded them once.

Which they could do at an internet cafe or wherever.