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[+] 227 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)
  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's so funny about that is that her breasts were an accident. One dev entered a wrong number into the polygon for her breasts and it got that result. Everyone found it so hilarious they kept it in.

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    [–] 186 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yall seriously trying to tell me women are mammals?

    THE WOKE MIND VIRUS HAS TO STOP

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  • [–] 123 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Wait until they hear about women's mustaches and armpits! When I used to sneak looks at Playboys as a kid, bush was all the rage. Now at 33 as a gay man, bush is still rage. I love hair on everyone!

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  • [+] [S] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This guy fucks on a shag carpet.

    I think that's why the british/Austin Powers call it shagging

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Actually, you have that backwards, you see, the act was known as 'shagging', from the old english 'shagadelic' meaning excellent or enjoyable, long before the carpet existed. The style of carpet was found to be ideal for 'shagging' on, especially in groups, as the long fibres reduced slipping. Thus it became known as 'shag pile' due to the piles of 'shaggers' often using them.

    This post is brought to you by the letters B, S, and insufficient sleep.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    My wife is the first woman i have properly been with, and i find myself staring at her moustache when she's watching the TV and unaware.

    Im in no way turned off by it or anything like that, it's just fascinating to me somehow. Like 6 years I've been with this woman and I still can't stop.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    As a bi woman, absolutely. I'm personally one who doesn't like falling behind on my shaving routine, but hair looks wonderful on anyone who chooses to grow it out. I may or may not have a weakness for crunchy granola girls myself. 😳

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh god, I'm not usually one to horny-post but crunchy granola girls 💕

    Long tangled hair, perhaps a bandana, no makeup, cargo shorts or flowy elephant pants, unshaved pits and legs, a human smell (and maybe some patchouli).

    I knew a crunchy granola girl who rolled her joints using raw rotini noodles as the filter, proudly declaring to everyone in the smoke circle "it's biodegradable!", she was amazing.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I feel so lucky. My girlfriend has pet cacti (including a bunch that are genetically the same cactus), art covering every wall (and a blanket pinned to the ceiling), pretty much all of her furniture (except her bed) was rescued from curbs or otherwise obtained through second-hand sources. Her pillows and blankets are a mix-mash of colors and textures, as are the cups and mugs in her cupboard. She loves to bake vegan treats and do needlepoint, and looks amazing in a summer dress.

    When we were hanging out on her porch last weekend, a little bird kept coming really close to us and chirping. The lil guy looked straight at us, from one chair over, and chirped at us. He did this several times, over separate occasions (we went inside for a while here and there.) My girlfriend and I even chirped back at him, and he responded like it was normal. The last time we saw him was just before sunset. He appeared out of nowhere as soon as we sat down, perched on a chairback across from us, gave us a single loud CHIRP, and disappeared into the night.

    He had no fear. Maybe he was curious? I don't know. But I'd like to believe our Sapphic Vegan Fae Magic is beginning to manifest.

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    [–] 113 points 1 year ago* (11 children)

    You'd think the literal apocalypse happening would be an acceptable justification for not being dolled up 100% of the time, yet here we are with Aloy.

    And honestly, she looks pretty good for someone socially ostracized her whole life, not having a mom, and roughing it her whole life in a cabin that doesn't have running water. It could be a whole lot worse than just peach fuzz 🤷‍♀️

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    [–] 80 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    What's interesting is that the ones who don't have peach fuzz are men who shave. If a perfectly smooth face is what you find attractive, you want a man's face.

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    [–] 78 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    you know... this was essentially my experience getting my first glasses. So much hair EVERYWHERE on EVERYONE. what if OOP just needs glasses?

    also seeing individual blades of grass far away was insane, felt like a superpower.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember seeing the grass textures in the first Halo game and being blwom away by the texture, guess thats the closest i will feel to what you describe. (I have 20/20 vision)

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    [–] 50 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It also makes me wonder, do the people who post stuff like this not have mothers or sisters? Any women in their lives they might see on a casual day without a fresh shave or makeup?

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    [–] 44 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Also, women with PCOS are a thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Oh does that cause more facial hair?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

    I've known two people with PCOS, one of them is a (hot) dude now, and the other has a beautiful burlesque figure that she has to shave more than me since I started hormone therapy. XD

    But yeah, women with PCOS often have elevated testosterone. That's one of the typical symptoms of the condition they can test for.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This pisses me off on a personal level. I dated a girl with a small peach fuzz mustache and she was the sweetest person I ever went out with. That peach fuzz stache is part of what made her so sweet and so adorable.

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    I rarely have any encounters with genuinely toxic gamers, but I remember one time a troll being rude to everyone and was bragging how great he is with having more points while I have zero (we are just few minutes into the game). I responded that he has zero sex in real life. He didn't reply for a long time until he had enough and quit after telling me to kill myself. I think he quit because I eventually outscored him by a wide margin. Lol funniest gaming moment I had. I haven't encountered the player again because he probably got banned.

    These incels blame everyone but themselves. And the thing is, I give them the benefit of the doubt, because many of them are probably neurodivergent and don't even realise it so they did not get the necessary help. I am not saying it is the person's fault for being neurodivergent, but many incels who happen to be one easily lash out because they just don't realise they are neurodivergent. I have a family member who was diagnosed only later in life, which explains a lot when we were growing up.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Mammals?! With hair?! Absolutely not.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to be into women who are also mammals?

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  • [+] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    my flavor of insane is incompatible with somebody else flavour of insane

    Acknowledging that both (or more, I aint judging) parties of the relationship bring their own flavor of insanity truly is the foundation to good relationships.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If their fragile masculinity calls that a beard, it's just them projecting their insecurity of their own beard lacking.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Why don't you like fuzzy peaches?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    This incel would probably explode if he saw an actual bearded woman.

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