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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

DM: okay barbarian roll for your Brain Dodge

Barbarian: IT'S INTRACRANIAL ATHLETICS!!

DM: whatever

Barbarian: just gotta develop the right muscles

Wizard: <snortle>

DM: we're all impressed with your physical dedication

Barbarian: EXTREME dedication

DM: yeah just roll your brains already

Rogue: his what dodge?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Thick skull: brain can block

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Undead: no need for brain, immune

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Brain parries and counter attacks!

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Squid man is poisoned from dumb

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Those illithids were scary in The Dark Elf Trilogy.

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