You know what I think these MLs are a bunch of communists! They keep talking about freedom but it's BAD FREEDOM because it makes me confront problems I'd taken as immutable and that makes me uncomfortable and that is an ATTACK ON ME.
It's literally in their name! MLs are called that because they are obsessed with Machines and LEARNING. They want to replace us with machines so we can't earn money and make us poor! When people are fired they starve to death because they have no money and machine-learnerists want that for our ENTIRE SOCIETY.
Their also huge nerds who like the idea of learning! How well did that go in the garden of eden?? I'll let you get back to me on that. Overeducation (eww!) is a big (big!) problem (bad!) even now and they want to send us to school along with the machines that replaced us. I will not study alongside model 0x10F2C because she's better at baking than I am and I'm intimidated and it feels unfair because she has no mouth and she's very nice and please can I have another cookie thank you.