If I'm milking 2 people, they better be paying me

I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me, Greg?

Are there specific people, or can you just milk anyone there?

On a side note, paying to work is one small step toward acclimating to the oncoming technofeudalist dystopia.

"All of our entry-level positions are internships. It's $300 per job application, $1,000 per interview, and if you're lucky enough to land the job, you'll pay us $40 per hour for the experience. A small number of the highest-performing interns (and legacy hires, of course) will be offered a full-time position with a hiring bonus equal to their internship costs and a salary based on the contributions of the interns working for them."

I volunteer to be milked

"Bathroom stalls with conveniently placed holes available on site. Come one, come all."

Me and 4 friends want to milk a cow together, is there a group rate?

Once they have the money I don't think they care