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my wife says i eat apples like a whore what do you think
(lemmy.world)
Apples hurt my teeth and my tummy.
they hurt my tummy too
i think my wife just wants me to be insecure about how i eat apples so she doesnt have to deal with my diarrhea after
Stand up for yourself. Don't let a woman dominate you.
youre absolutely right tfkirp
What? How does she eat apples?
she bites off chunks and puts them on a plate so she can eat it with a fork
And that is the whore way of eating them?
I hoped you meant at least this:
iabt with your wife just use your Bowie knife thats what its there for
bowie knives are a must have
you are so right bowie knives are amazing and i mean theyre just so versatile and useful and i love how they can be used for all sorts of things from cutting apples to defending yourself
key benefits
- cutting apples
- to defending yourself
- wife bad knife good
dont let them take away our rights
i think every american should have a bowie knives and know how to use it and its just absurd that some people want to take away our right to bear knives
this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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