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No but... why closed? (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

You need something like this.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

As a human, let me assure you: this would not be enough.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

“They’re just sayin’ that because that’s where they hid the good shit.”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Or,

Nothing that dangerous could possibly exist, I'll prove it!

Or,

If it's that dangerous, I gotta see it!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

"hmmm..... I wonder if we can harness that energy..... It sounds powerful"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

And I am 100% convinced that this will not work.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That is a better message, because it includes specific consequences of "why, do not open". OP leaves open the possibility of trying to peek at why. The plot of Alien(s) involves someone trying to militarize the Xenomorphs.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

My husband diagnosed me as a cat early in our relationship. It took me a few months longer to diagnose him as well, but it seems that this is a condition common to humanity: we're all just really clumsy cats.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cats domesticated humanity, it all checks out

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And how am I going to react when I see this? A great big threatening button. A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right?

  • The Doctor (Christmas Invasion)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

To be fair, the shower worked perfectly well until he pulled that one lever.

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