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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Cop - "Uh... what's going on..."

Woman - "Nothin'..."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Cop - “What are you hiding?”

Woman - “I don’t have any skeletons in my closet”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Chief, you gotta check this out. There's a dead man in the closet."

"Is it a skeleton, Lou?"

"Uh... No."

"Damn. She's telling the truth."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

lmao

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry for my appearance, HEAVY flow. I'm sure you understand.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Typically when someone answers the door covered in blood that’s not an encouraging sign.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I don't even like answering the door in socks!

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