Wow that's fucking bullshit. I hope you don't live in Florida. Florida is the only state where their elections are openly rigged (this part sadly isn't a joke look up their laws around ballot initiatives). At least the other red states actually bother to pretend like they have fair elections.

If I want to sniff a woman's butthole it should be my own damn business. In fact, I HAD a butt sniffing business of my own but then the US Federal government wanted in on it (government officials and law enforcement officers were the majority of my customer base) which meant my business was mandated to become a "drug free workplace" so I sold my business to a homeless crack addict but not before selling all the printer ink on eBay (which i used to buy weed)