this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The other cars are mild steel shells on alloy subframes. They mild steel is easy to press into shape

Cybertruck is stainless steel, it is much harder than mild steel and doesn't bend easily, so they made it out of flat panels

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Ive seen at least 4 or 5. Kinda wild there are that many suckers driving around

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was in the Irvine area a while ago and the parking lot had not one, not two, but three cyber trucks. Each one was more of a surprise than the last.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I see them fairly often in Houston, but I've yet to see more than one at a time. Maybe all the dipshits around here went in on one together, and it's some kinda time-share situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

It seems like some places allow renting them (IIRC, the one that was set on fire at a hotel (Vegas?) was one).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

There’s an appalling number of local dipshits in Austin. I see a couple wankpanzers a day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone drew a thin white squiggle over a very small part of the letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I saw three separate dumpsters while driving somewhere not too long ago. Within 20 minutes I saw 1/1000th of those jalopys. 0.1% seems like a small amount but I feel like it was too much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Quicksilver googlr search shows 11700 sold so far

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