Joke's on you, swamp witches are sexy

maybe part of being a swamp witch is throwing society's demands out the window

Is there a cool school that teaches you how to reveal a horrible fate for someone and then cackle?

I've recently decided to begin my mid-life transition to bog witch. I feel like between being a Boy Scout and a lifelong dungeon master I've got the tools. Farmer neighbors, too, that'll help.

Anyone pulls up on my house at night, I intend to make em reconsider.