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[–] 44 points 2 years ago (1 child)

DS9 at 100% efficiency is Miles by himself.

When everyone else is there touching things, and pushing buttons, and dumping the transporter buffer into the fucking Holosuite, then efficiency drops significantly.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    There was this episode where he's a slave to the bajorean/kingon/cardassian alliance and they made him do all the work and I was like no difference there.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He is, after all, the most important person in all of Starfleet.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I’m one of those who has never seen anything newer than Enterprise. What is this from? Is this a real show?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    lower decks.

    I dislike basically everything after Enterprise but this is... not too bad. I'd say it's maybe a bit like "Simpsons meets Star Trek". Definetly worth to check out a few episodes to see if you like it. If you like the jokes, you're in for a cool ride.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He's Miles ahead of everyone else.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When I was a kid I was annoyed at how much of a grumpy old man he was but now I realise he was only using a sliver of his power.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'd like to bring forth the theory that Warhammer 40k and Star Trek are actually the same universe and the Machine God the tech-priests worship has developed from tales of Miles O'Brien and Geordi La Forge

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The Federation can easily slot into the "Dark Age of Technology" era well.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yep. We haven't gone further than the 32nd century. There's a whole, what, 37 thousand years in between?

    Oh my god. The Men of Stone are the androids on Mars in Star Trek Picard and Men of Iron are going to be the Soong androids.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    The entire warp is just that at some point holocrew become ubiquitous enough to have holo emitters installed all over every ship. Inevitably the holograms became evil and one of them was able to reprogram the computer to turn on the holo emitters every time the warp drive is used. The flawed design was subsiquently replicated on every single ship because no one in 40k understands their own technology anymore. All a gellar field does is fuck with the holo emitters.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Only because Jedzia is not in this picture

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You still need Sisko to tell him to do it in 2 hours instead of 10.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    Only 99.9%? Is Miles sick today?

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  • [+] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I feel like removing Quark would increase the efficiency. Miles has more to fix while he's around.

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    That's right.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are they really at 100% efficiency without their tailor?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    One day, Miles, you will be recognized.

    One day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPI2OkrvV8

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Talentized.

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