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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DS9 at 100% efficiency is Miles by himself.

When everyone else is there touching things, and pushing buttons, and dumping the transporter buffer into the fucking Holosuite, then efficiency drops significantly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

he's like Scotty. whenever anyone else was behind the transporter (except Spock ofc.), even for 5 minutes, someone significant died.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

There was this episode where he's a slave to the bajorean/kingon/cardassian alliance and they made him do all the work and I was like no difference there.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is, after all, the most important person in all of Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’m one of those who has never seen anything newer than Enterprise. What is this from? Is this a real show?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is from lower decks, the new animated comedy star trek. In my opinion the best Trek since DS9.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

lower decks.

I dislike basically everything after Enterprise but this is... not too bad. I'd say it's maybe a bit like "Simpsons meets Star Trek". Definetly worth to check out a few episodes to see if you like it. If you like the jokes, you're in for a cool ride.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's Miles ahead of everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Miles O'Brien is miles o'head!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Miles O’Head is his term for getting a blow job while traveling at warp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Keiko knows what's up

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I was annoyed at how much of a grumpy old man he was but now I realise he was only using a sliver of his power.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We never even saw his final form.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chief would have got Voyager back in two weeks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd like to bring forth the theory that Warhammer 40k and Star Trek are actually the same universe and the Machine God the tech-priests worship has developed from tales of Miles O'Brien and Geordi La Forge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Federation can easily slot into the "Dark Age of Technology" era well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. We haven't gone further than the 32nd century. There's a whole, what, 37 thousand years in between?

Oh my god. The Men of Stone are the androids on Mars in Star Trek Picard and Men of Iron are going to be the Soong androids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

STCs involve replicators. Who TF managed to lobotomize industrial sized replicators to only produce one thing? If I ever find them, I'm feeding them to either Geordie or Slannesh. Whomever promises more torture for them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

splashes oils, begins to chant vigerously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The entire warp is just that at some point holocrew become ubiquitous enough to have holo emitters installed all over every ship. Inevitably the holograms became evil and one of them was able to reprogram the computer to turn on the holo emitters every time the warp drive is used. The flawed design was subsiquently replicated on every single ship because no one in 40k understands their own technology anymore. All a gellar field does is fuck with the holo emitters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sooo.... every 40k Ship is basically a continuous repetition of the Moriarty-arch from TNG?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only because Jedzia is not in this picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's the one taking the picture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate temporal mechanics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Admiral Janeway?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You still need Sisko to tell him to do it in 2 hours instead of 10.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If only he got to tell Sisko to just get to the point already when he's on a rant

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only 99.9%? Is Miles sick today?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like removing Quark would increase the efficiency. Miles has more to fix while he's around.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are they really at 100% efficiency without their tailor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You mean plain, simple Garak?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One day, Miles, you will be recognized.

One day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPI2OkrvV8

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Talentized.