this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you work 16 hours on weekdays, you would have worked for 2 years in 1 year. You would earn twice the salary of the average person (citation needed), and will retire at 30. It WILL set you apart. It will also put you in a hospital and an early grave, but it WILL set you apart.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It will set you apart yes... Lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It will tear you apart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Nothing sets you apart more than sudden death via a heart attack aged 35.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but that's only viable if you're in real estate because those guys barely do any work anyway.

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