Luigi Mangione

Crooked cops? Who'd have thought such things were possible. Oh wait, everyone with more than two brain cells to click together.

Not same eyebrows as the shooter

You know it's a sham the question is, what are you gonna do? you're the people with access to guns... me here in Europe I gotta fight with literal sticks and stones

He's innocent

It almost doesn't even matter if they did plant the gun on him - as soon as it became a national manhunt because the capital class was panicking, nobody was going to believe them that they didn't somehow fuck up due process.

If this ends in acquittal or mistrial I think the media will go back into full-blown panic

I don't think they even checked the grassy knoll for a shooter.