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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

In what can only be described as the world's fastest off-road DNF, a Tesla Cybertruck met its untimely end in the parking lot of The King of Hammers… before the race even started.

The kicker? Practically the same exact thing happened last year.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

The conclusion to the article really wraps it all up nicely:

A quick lesson for anyone out there looking to bring their Cybertruck to do off-roading: start real slow, learn the truck, and maybe if you try hard and Elon believes in you, you’ll get out of the parking lot before rolling it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Lol, rolled it in the parking lot doing donuts (mmm... donuts... 🤤)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck, now I need a donut

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

what a chode.

this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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