Have you ever seen how long it takes for a tree to grow?
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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Not liquid enough.
Trees don't make number go up.
Don't you want to subscribe to our Tree Ultimate program, that will give you a limited access to a living tree for 199.99 a month or 1999 a year?
Very cyberpunk
So I appreciate some outside the box thinking. But this just reeks of techbros invent trees but worse. Most of the considerations below seem to think trees and cars are natural enemies, I would argue we reduce cars instead.
pm2 restart liquidtrees
at least give it some shape that is not an eye sore to start with
'What's wrong with trees? They're taking up space for real estate development, stupid peasant."
It sounded cool a couple of years ago, but it was first installed in 2021 and I'm yet to hear of it really going anywhere.
Elon musk going into the tree business I see.
The only liquid trees I approve of are the kinds that come in a 510 threaded cart and you smoke.
You can bioengineer algae to do pretty much anything.
Liquid Trees! Slam it down fast!
Enjoy the mosquitos
So, they left a bucket of water to stagnate next to a bus stop?
My neighbor's pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody's writing articles about him.