Anything but metric

Roll the boulder to the shoulder I told her. She just laughed.

Any guesses on what size the boulder is? I'd say it's about the size of a commercial copy/printer, but that doesn't really roll off the tongue.

It's all relative with these boulders.

I keep running across articles being written this way. I blame AI

Shit like this is probably why AI based on the Internet is so difficult to perfect.

you don't need a high school degree to be sheriff

A someone in Information Technology - our help documents appear to be leaking into the rest of the world.

Please ignore when we use a term to define itself. There's nothing to see here.

We definitely do know what things are. You should trust us with your data.

Also, clearly not "completely" blocked.

Schrödinger’s boulder problem