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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

transcription: your an independent woman? can i still do your laundry, sweep your floors, and massage your feet whenever you need?

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Cuddles and content binging are mandatory requirements for the job. C'mere, we're watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and eating cheez-its!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

okay but can we go back and watch some of the missing stories from the original?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thats my plan! (Im actually about to finish FMA:B and was planning to do that. I watched up to the fifth lab of the original before stopping and moving on the Brotherhood, years ago)

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you'll do my laundry? didn't you just ask me for help doing yours? ๐Ÿค”

edit: also, the floors are as nasty as they've ever been X3

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

shhhhh, lets not bring facts and logic into this.....

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

how much does this service cost? I'd have time for a second job for sure...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

the only payment i require is your smile <3 (also some food and cuddles and weed would be nice)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No girl, you also require a decent payment. Because you deserve to live a good life. You should join a union and demand a living wage from your sugar mommy and if they won't listen to your demands enough, you should go on a strike.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

but then I would have to ask for things I want and that sounds scary

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Asking for things alone can be scary, that's why you need a union, so you don't have to negotiate alone.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Wise words, Sugar Babies Local 42069 is a great union.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿค” you are a firm negotiator

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i wanna swap places im this case, ill do all that and you just rest nyah

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

nono, id prefer to do all of this for u nyah

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But her feet might be super duper smelly after a long day. :(

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Of course it's better but shhhh. You can't say that. This is like rape fantasy or CNC as they say right?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You know, some of us actually are capable of asking for what we want.

I mean I do like a good struggle, but you shouldn't just assume ๐Ÿ˜…

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