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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This would absolutely be my husband if he opened a container like that. Scooped a hole in the middle of the brownies I made a few weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

He is going to food jail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, classic troll brownie move. Bonus if he still cut out a square of brownie, but diagonally in the center.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I can't eat a brownie unless it's $ shaped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You're saying he left the lovely edge pieces for you? What a gentleman!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Everything reminds me of donut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's coming from inside the house...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Stop taking pictures in my house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

If Lovecraft was a chef.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Italians would lose their mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Another case for Luigi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Use a cookie cutter like the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Since I am an eating monster (for some reason I need like 3200+ calories a day or my BMI goes underweight) and have a tiny fridge. This often ends up happening not on purpose when I store leftover portions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You been sliced!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

But according to science it will have half the calories

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Im not the biggest rachael ray fan but I am of a marry the sauce and noodle mind. Honestly though im a food mixer in general. I love having a bit of everything in every bite.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know enough people who break their spaghetti before cooking them or who cut them before serving them.

I die a little inside every time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I die a little inside every time I hear a noodle slurped

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How else are you to fit them into small pots?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You need to watch the pot but laying them over the pot of boiling water until they're soft enough to bend in the middle works fine.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wtf is wrong with that "spaghetti"? Why is it that colour? Is that actually some kind of east Asian noodle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's the light, get some sleep.

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