“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.” -Woody Allen
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@Mbourgon I post it for fun, I didn't think that somebody can take it seriously
:D it’s Woody Allen, not exactly a deep thinker.
“I was on waterskis, stripped to the waist, skiing fast across the top of the surf, my hair back, I oiled my muscle. It was really... holding on with one hand, waterskiing, very great, my wife was in the boat ahead of me, rowing frantically.”
Fighting against the fascist robots from my bunker where my consciousness has been uploaded to my army of anarchist robots.
My dream is to be remembered for defining a popular video game genre like how Sakurai invented the Platform Fighter.
That's very concrete. I hope you do it.
Floating in the cosmic sea, resisting rebirth because fuck aaaaallll y'all's punk asses