Cars and things that go

Projectile breakfast, how efficient!

Its human bacon.

It's long pork

Soylent Green for pigs

That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds

It's how they recycle their dead.

The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon

So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”