The OG Absolute Unit, for reference
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He wanted to eat the queen so badly.
It's impressive that he's capable of standing. I often wonder how ripped the legs of someone this obese would be if they instantly dropped all of their fat and loose skin.
They have huge calves I can tell you that!
I reckon he has about two huge calves per day
* Orson Welles angry clap.gif *
but depending how fast they gained the weight, thier knee joints are destroyed.
Yes. Lot of the obese people i know in their 30s have powder knees.
i had watched the 1000lb sister, and tammys knees were destroyed from the weight being over 600lbs.
He's actually a quadriplegic with an atrophic body ... the bulk of his body is an elaborate machine that helps him to move around.
Obviously on a day trip from the technodrome.
Fucking craig
I mean… the second half is a description of anyone, that’s what all our bodies are.
Speak for yourself, I wouldn't call my body elaborate
We're all electrified blobs of fat piloting a bone mecha propelled by flesh.
Who is the OG absolute unit? Is he a royal bodyguard or something? I don't know the backstory.
That is David Morgan-Hewitt. He was a friend of the queen and manages a fancy hotel, I can't remember which one. My wife has actually met him and reported he's even more enormous irl.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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