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[-] [email protected] 179 points 2 months ago

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

More useful than the original.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ok coca cola corp

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This cracked me up.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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[-] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I am not sure he was done yet.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It has to be true no one else did the drugs!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

kinda confusing

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