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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

But O'Brien said they don't want their story to scare people away from the beaches. He has been going to beaches in that area his entire life and has only encountered quicksand twice.

I have never encountered quicksand in my life

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Quicksand is second most dangerous thing according to primary schoolers right behind Bermuda triangle. Don't take it lightly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There's also a Michigan Triangle lmfao pretty wild stuff

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, it goes from Michigan to Ohio to Indiana

Edit: downvotes from the midwesterners stuck in the Michigan triangle

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Agreed. Some wet blanket doesn't know their geography

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I have a bunch of times, I lived near a beach like this. I've had to extract people pretty often.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah thinking about my times on beaches, they tended to be areas lots of people hang out on. even when i visited the lakes, it was a spot with a bunch of homes along it.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

When I visited the lakes, it was nasty as hell, but that's northern Ohio for ya

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alternative headline: Man presented with sword by the lady of the lake, leaves the sword behind

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Bro chose love, not dictatorship.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The real legend.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Quicksand still exists? I remember it was everywhere in the 80s

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Right up there with the ROUSs: totally made up.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

This ain't even his first time in quicksand

Stay the fuck away from sand, buddy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, it sounds like he has pretty good RNG

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But that's where the rocks are, he needs the rocks

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Does this work with sand at other Great Lakes? Asking for a friend

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Up in WA, I hear they they just call 'em geoducks. This guy's going a bit far, but to each their own? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Good to know my second greatest fear as a child has an upside.

Now if only something good could come out of the Bermuda Triangle.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Step 1: go on a date with someone your mutual friend informs you both already like each other...

Shit, now I need 2 friends. My fiancee is never going to believe I could pull this off.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Her name? Old Greg

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