The fact that people don't ever seem to learn that a Trump never pays his debts continually astounds me. How did we survive this long as a species?

Trump defenders on Twitter noted the GOP frontrunner only said there’d be food for everyone at the restaurant — not that he was buying it.

He’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.

As soon as I heard he was visiting that diner and announcing free food for all, I knew this would happen.

I can't even tell you if this is the first time this has happened. It's amazing anyone trusts his words. The moment you didn't ask for upfront payment, you deserved this.

Classic. And the donations he receives are going up too. Where do they find all those dumb people?

Air for everyone!

Can you imagine reading this 10 years ago? It would be satire. We are living in a sketch show.

Yeah that tracks.