It's all that white on white, he kinda looked like a couch. He wasn't trying to kill him, but the old man was frail and looked too much like a cushion.
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good god no
What's a Nazi's favorite color smoke?
White smoke.
(For all y'all non Catholics, the vatican has white smoke to signal when they elect a new pope...and ya know...JD Vance is a nazi.)
he threatened to release the video of him and cardinal wuerl spit roasting a luxury couch.
Clearly he visited India today to discuss a Hindu Nationalist takeover of America
JD Vance had FOXDIE
I don't know, but he better have said thanks
The pope wouldn't let him ogle the holy see.
Butthurt, his hallmark.
If he had anything to do with it he probably heated the discussion and yelled at him like a spoiled brat.
If JD Vance was actually the antichrist/satan it's super funny we greeted his arrival by calling him a couch fucker.
I wonder what couch fucker is in Latin... might make a great shirt
The pope's death was God's plan. God is the murderer. (Again)
The pope told him he was an aristocrat, not a real mountain man from West Virginia and this truth caused JD to mistake the pope for a couch.
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Cus its funni
I don't think anyone thinks it, its just a joke