I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
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Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
No I’m ….doesn’t.
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Oh fuff
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Big. Fat. Hen.
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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I already did!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
That just raises further questions!
To shreds you say?
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
I'm 40% (insert thing)
OH GOD, NO
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
you changed the result of the race by measuring it!
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Antiquing?
BOOM
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
All I know is my gut says maybe.