"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

To shreds, you say‽

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

Fun on a bun.

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

No I’m ….doesn’t.

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

Oh fuff

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

Stop exploding, you cowards!

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`