If it was a real stock, that'd be news. It's always been half stock half crypto fantasy football.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
76 points (97.5% liked)
BoycottUnitedStates
315 readers
52 users here now
founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
Why does Trump stand like he spent the night getting it balls deep from Andre The Giant? It's weird.
EDIT: Side view for more context.
He wears a very tight plastic girdle to keep his gut bound up and his diaper flat.
Srs.
I always figured it was lifts in his shoes. But yours make sense too.
It can be two things! :)
People claim that the lean is a symptom of alzheimers.
Half a centaur.
It’s okay to laugh at Elon’s misfortunes, but there’s another kind of “death cross” we should all be thinking about this weekend sits on chair backwards
i skimmed the first few paragraphs looking for what the fuck 'death cross' means and the author can fucking die for all i care now
shouldn't have a job
From the second paragraph:
Tesla is just the latest to see the symbol of bearishness, which occurs when a company’s 50-day moving average crosses and drops below the 200-day average.
Since i didnt RTFA, what is it?
Cantwait for Aoril earnings call
🍿