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[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Canned mandarins actually fucking rule

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hard disagree, tried them after learning about their existence, one if the least tasty things ever. 🙃

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Might be different from brand to brand or region to region but idk I also burned off all my tastes buds with cheap whisky and cheap cigars decades ago

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Rollerball mice.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Loose yolks. Heh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Make pastries

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

When I wasn't a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I like Devilled Eggs well enough myself. I prefer regular Hard-boiled though, and I stand by what I said about "Nutella Eggs".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nutella eggs are an insult to nature

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Devilled Eggs are worse in that regard, so ... what's your point?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It was a straight faced joke, sorry for the confusion

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

this is what my toddler eats

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

My goto smoothie:

  • 1 banana
  • 2 scoops of protein powder
  • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
  • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
  • 2 cups of whole milk

Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nice. I'm a

  • 1 banana banana
  • 1/4 freeze peach
  • 1 std amount blueberries
  • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
  • 2 big spoon flax powder
  • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
  • 2 spoon pea protein powder
  • peanut butter

person, myself.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

That actually looks really good for some reason

[-] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Neither, at least to my knowledge

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I do not want to know what that is

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

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