If anyone hasn't already, you should read the opening to Kim Stanley Robinson's Ministry for the Future that imagines how this particular scenario would go. It's a terrible glimpse of things to come.
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As far as I can tell, this same research methodology would say that humans can't survive temperatures below 18 degrees Celsius. Put someone in a small room and tell them not to do anything useful to solve their problem, and they're going to do very poorly.
We are defined by our tool use, and not being able to survive the outdoors without wearing anything to suit the local environment is pretty common across the world.
So what do you wear to survive lethal wet bulb temperatures for a couple of days? As a rural third worlder with no access to power or air conditioned spaces?
Yeah, I hate when the temperature falls below 18 degrees Celsius! There have been times when I've gotten so uncomfortable that I've had to put some pants on. It's possible to survive it, for sure, but it sucks.
EDIT: I finally found the answer. The article is talking about 31°C wet bulb temperatures, which is equivalent to 100% rH.
At 100% rH, 31°C is a heat index temperature of 49°C (120°F or 322k).
So if it hits 49°C at ~33%rH you might want to turn up the aircon a notch.
~~So 31c at checks notes 92% rH? Wow I sure am worried now!~~
~~Even in the eternally damp UK rn the rH is 31% and at that level it'd need to be 41c before it causes any problems at all~~
~~This tracks with my personal experience where 30-35c feels pretty warm but not too warm for a nice summer day. Past 35c I'd avoid public transport and maybe wear white and would probably keep a fan going indoors occasionally~~
~~Am I wrong? Please dunk on me if I just don't get it, because otherwise I feel like this article is kind of misleading~~
As someone having tried 48-49°C and somewhere around 20-30% I would not recommend. I sure prefer -35°C. I mean if I have to choose.
The article is not misleading, it's simply stating/confirming the known facts (the temperature at which vital proteins in our bodies start to degrade is very well known, feaver is the name).
Your assumption is that you may never face extreme conditions which may be right - climate change in its core is a chaotic process. That still doesn't mean that conditions won't rise to levels where younger and older and weaker persons - who have a much smaller frame of acceptance for higher physiological stress levels - aren't affected. The people in the test were young and healthy - well, guess what, that's not everyone.
So you are right but you don't account for or care for significant numbers of your countrymen. That's ok but it narrows the broader picture we need to look at as a civilisation.
I'm trying to understand what exactly those conditions are more than anything. The articles frames the findings as temperatures of 31c breaking down important proteins in the human body to ill effect, but this cannot be true because there are many regions in the world where temperatures stay up even higher for prolonged periods of time and yet the people that inhabit them are completely fine.
We also know that humidity levels in a given temperature actually impact significantly how we experience it and what the health risks are, due to our bodies' evaporative cooling.
What I don't seem to see in the article are specifics, what is the rH % at which 31c has such a negative effect? What rH % is a "wet bulb" temperature equivalent? In human terms, what temperature per rH % did these experiments find to be harmful? Because as I described, 31c at 33% rH does not even feel that warm, nevermind harmfully hot.
I have tried googling this as well but I think I'm just not phrasing it correctly or the question I'm asking is so stupid and obvious that there's no actual written answer.
Here's a book that dives very deep into the topic:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heat_Will_Kill_You_First
If you don't like to buy the book just read and watch the numerous articles and videos about this book and its author.
This seems more like a narrative about the climate crisis and heat deaths. Tragic as they are, it doesn't seem like it would answer my question.
If you want to quote a passage from the book that explains whether anything has changed with the OP article in terms of lethality and/or harm of certain levels rH% and °C then I'd be happy to take a look.
I haven't run the numbers, but your assessment seems about right. The lower the humidity, the greater the potential for evaporative cooling, and the higher the max tolerable temperature. No reason to avoid moving to the tropics anytime soon.