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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Leave it alone, it's resting.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It’s pining for the ~~fjords~~ fords

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I wish to complain about this truck that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very dealership. I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's charging.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"If you can read this sticker, flip me off."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm all for boycotts and even a little bit of arson (just a smidge), but I draw the line at using a Prius to run Cybertrucks off the road.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Not one of the four wheels broke off - prob fake.

/s

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oï, you can't park there mate.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

tesla won't take them back, so you're probably better off just claiming the insurance.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There are providers who outright refuse to insure a Cybertruck. I wonder why.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

People collecting single-use vapes as "roadside lithium": 👀

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You mean * ~ processing ~ *?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That’s supposed to happen when you activate the space x feature

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No, somethings not right. The pointy end is supposed to be up.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He must've hit a singular piece of gravel.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

isn't that how you're supposed to drive it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some ketamine head thought it was a good idea to give a dumpster-shaped 3 metric ton land barge that handles like a shipping container on overcooked noodles the ability to do 0-60 mph in 2.9 seconds.

The rest writes itself.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It's actually the steering, it reacts weirdly laggy and not progressively enough. You can just rip the wheel in a direction and roll over like your playing twisted metal or something.

I'm legit not sure how they got it legalized but it's very stupid, no power = no steering at all.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's what drive by wire does, not any different on airplanes, but they have way more backup systems

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's much different specifically because it has fewer safeties.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't give him credit for anything, he "invented", and I use the term extremely loosely here, exactly one thing in his life, a shitty directory website, that was by all accounts of his coworkers at the time, horribly coded and wouldn't have existed without their helping him. Him and 47 are, without a shred of hyperbole, the biggest conmen America has ever seen.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Looks like the kickstand was down in the rear wheel well. That'll get ya every time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trying to drain the water

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OP, was this on the 10 between Phoenix and Tucson?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Im not sure. Not my pic

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

As a side question, what the FUCK is that vent

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean this monstrosity

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If khakis there was the driver, I'd say this was about as good a crash as he was going to see.

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