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By unanimous vote, the choice falls to you. What animal do you choose to send and why? it can be the baby form of the animal or the fully grown adult version.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd send a very large taxidermized elephant. Beam it straight up to their mothership. When they claim that it's not very cute, I'd provide a long-winded pseudo-philosophical diatribe about the meaning of cuteness and how they should not be so quick to pass judgement. While their council convenes to decide our fate, the world's greatest covert operatives exit the elephant through a carefully concealed trapdoor in the bottom. They commandeer the ship. Let the counter-invasion begin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

based on previous experiences I'd say there is a very high chance this will work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elephants are cute though so this is a foolproof plan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They don't look particularly cute in pictures or whatever, but actually seeing them interacting with things with their trunks is incredibly cute.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Cats enslaved humans. Pretty sure they'll do the same to aliens as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Red panda is the obvious answer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd go the classic tried and true, regular ol' puppy. They won humans over, maybe they can win over the aliens as well. Better make it a Basset Hound puppy just to seal the deal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A house sparrow, I dont know why I find them so cute.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Already too many replies without the mention of puppies. Come on, lemons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A jerboa. In the interest of full disclosure, I am posting this from the Jerboa app.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is basically the premise of the anime Too Cute Crisis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All these comments, and nobody thought about otters?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would send myself UwU

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Whales speak alien according to star trek to I choose whales. But the whales secretly hate humans because we've been killing whales for hundreds of years.

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