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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

While most April fools steal your time and leave you head scratching, this one can potentially give you a lot of time back. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 196 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Venn diagram of 4chan posters and DOGE staff is probably close to a circle

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's more like a donut. Not all 4chan posters are DOGE staff, but all DOGE staff are /pol/ afficionados.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Affionados - they're posting the stuff you think is just satire/shit posting but they're dead serious about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They're affionados of /pol/itically incorrect views. I chose that specific board for a reason :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Aficionados kinda makes me think of having a sense of taste, while /pol/ sound to me like eating shit so I'm not sure 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

They do have a sense of taste... it's just overwhelmingly rancid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

People like eating shit and drinking piss. Every fermented food and drink, be it bread or beer, is full of bacteria and yeast shit and piss. Somehow humans find microbe excrements very tasty.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cry more 4chan bitches.

So terminally online can't handle going without for a few hours. Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol

Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren't doing it on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My point was I'm not gonna lose my shit if Lemmy goes offline.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I somewhat respect that form of protest, actually. Some users fuming over this is probably the point the admins are trying to make. They created a sort of „and then they came for me…“ situation.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

lol the fuckin shleemies shittin themselves just because they thought they couldn’t access their internet meth for a bit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine getting angry because I couldn’t use one website for one day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Based fediverse user:

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it was quite funny. Better than no joke on april the 1st

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

It honestly is funny, but it's just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn't handle it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

they did this to all the dicks and balls vagina porn boards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That cookie banner is absolute cancer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

hehe so funny