The incident comes as CEO Elon Musk's aggressive cost-cutting efforts at DOGE have sparked a backlash against his EV maker.
No, the incident comes as Musk reveals he's a fucking Nazi. Quit the bullshit. Elon Musk is a Nazi. The DOGE stuff is icing on the Nazi cake.
Damn teslas are really explody
And this is why most corporations get rid of their CEOs if they become toxic to the brand. But Musk has placed people who are loyal to him on the board. That's how he stole the company from its original founders and this is how he'll be allowed to run the company into the ground as if he owned it.
Some of them are in protest, some are insurance fraud because teslas don't sell. Some just burn by themselves.
I didn't see nuffin
Good. Fuck Musk and fuck any of his companies and cronies.
Sic semper tyrannus
And nothing of value was lost
...but investigators are exploring multiple causes, including arson.
I think it's quite telling that they're likely considering the strong possibility that these wonderous marvels of cost-cutting may have just spontaneously lit themselves ablaze without help, at rest, in a parking lot.
For a majority of other vehicles, that'd be an absurd conclusion. But Teslas contain a baffling amount of greed-motivated engineering and numerous fire incidents. It isn't talked about enough and I see more of these things by the day. There has to be some kind of "reputation management" going on.
Either way, remember kids! If you see someone setting an unoccupied swastikar ablaze...
No you didn't.
❤️🤌🏼🇮🇹
Wow, there might be more Tesla's put of fire than there are Russians that fell out of a window now.
Why would the WOKE libs do this?
Oh this in Rome? Do they have woke libs?
Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here's five big booms.
New Olympic sport just dropped.
maybe it was Nero?
and that’s how is done.
Weird, sometimes they just do that.
Aw shucks
Prolly just a mistake. Maybe left them charging too long?
Did anyone bring a fiddle?
Hell yeah... More of this.
Burn a few and get a little satisfaction. Burn some more and you get some more satisfaction. Burn 'em all and you get complete satisfaction.
Good start! Keep ‘em coming.
DDR Announcer Voice: "Good Good Keep on going!"
Tarrifed Teslas
Man, there used to be one in my city centre, but they closed it several years ago, would have been fun now if they hadn't. 🔥🔥🔥
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