He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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"when they r in the car"
Literacy skills that match the opinion π€£
Seems like it's just good, honest, hard working people buying these trucks..
I mean, are you angry at me shouting at you, or are you angry at the fact the side panel 1. has fallen off and 2. was just glued on in the first place, and it doesn't recharge in the cold, and the tyres are shit, and five other things have gone wrong on it and you can't get them fixed, and in person it looks like one of those inbred Siberian tigers v. how it always looked online like a normal tiger, and it's worth about 30% of its purchase value even though you've only owned it for 4 months, and you can't tow or carry anything in it, you can't sell it, and it is rusting?
How on message that this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status prior to flipping him the bird on the freeway for driving a swasticar.
Totally stable. Buy something that screams "look at me!" and then be upset when someone expresses their distaste.
this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status
And yet, here we are.
I'd be more concerned with pulling off body panels, if I were him.
Edit: also, why is it all these people are so bad at writing? How do you get enough money for a Cybertruck while obviously being a moron?
Generational wealth.
Exploitatitive financing
Total lack of fiscal responsibility
Wow! This bit of thread sounds like one of those rounds of Cards Against Humanity, where everyone had something that actually fit, and you double take 'cause now you gotta think about your choice.
I am so glad that he posted this to the place where all other drivers would know to read to hear his wailing, OR MAYBE, this snowflake wants someone to feel like he is a victim and he is just being a good father.
This is 100% meant for his ex wife.
She got out, now help those poor children, hes ganna find some version of a trad wife that wants to be a victim just as much as him and those kids will not be in a good home
As someone that lived the "getting out of an abusive situation, with a child" life, it might not be a matter of ex-wife not trying. It could be that he had more resources to fight for custody because he ~~wants to control his ex-wife~~ cares about his children.
no I get it, that system is all kinds of fucked.
Rearrange my facial structure?
What does that even mean??
You going to tell me a joke
I think it means heβs threatening to aggressively make out with you.
He runs the risk of rearranging my trouser structure
Oh, man. That would make me just escalate the taunting...
Do they drive a whambulance?