this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah but OP doesn't know what "it's" means, so I think this is a tie.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hanlon's razor says this is stupidity, but I love the thought of a malicious engineer.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

I'd like to imagine that an engineer or designer got burned for pointing out issue with the CT, and after that they decided to just "yes man" Elon.

Wanna tow stuff with it, but also have a cast Aluminum frame? Sure thing!

You want capacitive sensors on the exterior of the vehicle? GENIUS!

Reduce weakpoints in the frame by not putting in drain holes? We won't worry about rust because it's made of stainless steel and aluminum? Eureka!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they all designed the swasticar as a joke / training for what not to do

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I am work and cannot click this... I sure hope it is Wimp Lo!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (7 children)

You mean Occam's Razor?

Edit: I've learned there's another variant of the simplicity argument. TIL. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Elon’s Razor: the most likely explanation is that Elon is an asshole.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can't take those things though car washes? I heard you can only use touchless, but that's probably even more water than a brushy one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

With the older vehicles that were built in California, they had softer paint/clearcoat due to California's environmental laws. They get really bad swirl marks if you take them through an automatic wash with brushes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because everything's computer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

What an innovation, it's a smartphone on wheels held together by glue and hopes of disuse.

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