What about if it rains. Or like…you clean it yourself??
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The problem is you aren’t thinking like a billionaire. When your Nazi truck catches on fire when it rains and kills your customer, the company gets to sell a new Nazi truck to your customer’s child. That doubles every sale and potentially triples once the grandchildren are of driving age.
Actual reason Elon Musk pushes for higher birth rates?
Why stop there? Drop the driving age. Get rid of licenses and insurance. Mandatory vehicle ownership? Make it easier to sell to more.
The guy that's developing robots to replace humans wants a higher birthrate.
(Cuz he knows they can't replace humans, they can barely walk)
I guess Musk was too late in buying a company with working robots and pretending he invented them.
They can’t walk, but they can take tax payer dollars and put them in pockets.
*Nazi emotional support vehicle
Is the entire frame just cast aluminum!? It legitimately looks like he had his rocket engineers build this one.
You can't get more disparate inspection/maintenance schedules than aerospace vs. Automotive.
This car is clearly built to be single-use though.
We've mastered reusable rocketry, can't we apply those findings to the automotive industry? There must be a better way.
I mean if they do make it more than 5mi off the lot, they wouldn't survive more than a winter or two where they salt the roads.
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waterproof enough to serve briefly as a ~~boat~~
bathtub
Features electric massage.
And a toaster, you get two for one really
Hanlon's razor says this is stupidity, but I love the thought of a malicious engineer.
I'd like to imagine that an engineer or designer got burned for pointing out issue with the CT, and after that they decided to just "yes man" Elon.
Wanna tow stuff with it, but also have a cast Aluminum frame? Sure thing!
You want capacitive sensors on the exterior of the vehicle? GENIUS!
Reduce weakpoints in the frame by not putting in drain holes? We won't worry about rust because it's made of stainless steel and aluminum? Eureka!
Maybe they all designed the swasticar as a joke / training for what not to do
I am work and cannot click this... I sure hope it is Wimp Lo!
You mean Occam's Razor?
Edit: I've learned there's another variant of the simplicity argument. TIL. Thanks!
Hanlon's Razor is a variant - when human activity can be attributed to malice or stupidity, it is more likely stupidity (or something like that).
Basically most humans are dumb, not evil.
Should have a corollary though that sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from stupidity.
I choose to name this Asidonhoppo's Antecedent (to Hanlon's Razor).
I can't take credit for it, I think I read it on Fark in the early aughts
If Elon can claim to be a founder of Tesla, there's no reason you can't claim this concept.
Basically most humans are dumb, not evil.
Elon Musk is barely human, though, and has done ketamine regularly enough and for long enough to be in full paranoid delusion and psychosis on a regular, if not ongoing basis.
Elon’s Razor: the most likely explanation is that Elon is an asshole.
You can't take those things though car washes? I heard you can only use touchless, but that's probably even more water than a brushy one.
It's because everything's computer
What an innovation, it's a smartphone on wheels held together by glue and hopes of disuse.
With the older vehicles that were built in California, they had softer paint/clearcoat due to California's environmental laws. They get really bad swirl marks if you take them through an automatic wash with brushes.
Yeah but OP doesn't know what "it's" means, so I think this is a tie.
"Its" breaks the normal rule about requiring an apostrophe to indicate possession. An way way to remember this is to simply know that "it's" only ever means "it is".
Thanks, that annoying bot from reddit, glad you're still around
A tie in that OP also shorts out due to wiring sitting in stagnant water? Or is OP also a nazi? Just trying to figure out how a tie would work out here 🤔