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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Incel camino

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cybersuck?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fashcan?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Dorkswagen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Heil Hauler

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cabin climate control system requires service.

Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put it in H!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

RIP bozo (the car)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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