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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (5 children)

They even doubled down: https://xcancel.com/DataRepublican/status/1900565922831618202#m

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What in the fuck is this idiot doing? I've process datasets far larger than that and never once have I run into a hard drive "overheat". I mean what level of incompetence do you have to have to get a hard drive to overheat processing a measley 60K rows of data?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

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