this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (23 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Then go somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not on the US corporate curated internet. It hurts the feelings of advertisers.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I got a hockey net last time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Those get stuck far more often as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't really want to look at this man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

it looks like an earphone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I do not want to look

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Who tf is this goober

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