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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

I thought all his shit got repo'd after the Russians cut him loose.

[-] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

In murica there are no consequences for treason

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

But there are for being poor.

[-] nodiratime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

no consequences

That's wrong, you get a promotion.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

but because it will own the libs

He sounds like a satire of himself

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 1 year ago

Good, I hope it rear ends him and they both catch fire.

Hope the doors actually work for you there buddy.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Don't hope for such a terrible thing....those doors should remain shut

[-] match@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago

cybertruckold, or cybercuck for short

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

How much was the bill to Russia for that tweet?

[-] ITguru@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

Dim Tool πŸ˜†

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It’s quite an accomplishment to be a contender for the title of dumbest person alive.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Do you feel like you need to buy another one because of low testosterone?"

. "You probably only have enough money to buy a single extra cybertruck"

Always question the manliness and income of these kind of men. It's an easy trigger but effective.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: under his beanie Timmy is completely bald.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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