Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
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So many ways...
Suicide I guess.
Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy
In world war IV, I'd say.
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
Being the boss
it was the sweet tooth in the end
Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer
alone and unknown :')
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head
How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck?
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind
Not at all I guess?
I died doing what I loved, making art.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.
Not sure it's a secret
Something involving a large sheep dog.
No one would see it, but they may hear it.
Suicide.
Genetic engineering gone wrong
One too many dabs
Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.
Hmm. That's a sad way to go.
Fighting
Chronic disease took its final toll
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
Sailing. I guess an accident
I would not be the only one
After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.