I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Struck by railgun fire.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Having the time of my life
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
My nemesis showed up.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
A human centipede but made of weasels
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Suicide.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
On an intelligent journey.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
Suicide I guess.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
anonymously
I get murder suicided
Suicide.
Shmurdered Murdered....
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
I've played enough roguelikes I'm primed to expect an excruciatingly detailed accounting of my own death now. Unfortunately, that's not mentioned in any religion.
Napping with a kat?
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
the nose Balrog
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
That's a good question...
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.