I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Death by human error... sounds about right.
In the dark.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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No idea
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Too much LSD
Well...
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Oxidation.
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Excrubulently.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Beans
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
O...oh...
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
Suicide.
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Weird ... Is what I'd say
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀