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[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This, but remove the "else"

..yes, not even the author

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I'm at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao. I'm in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don't think I'll be lacking in that department.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Now just go to work and casually say " I'm feeling very senior today" .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

These days you're lucky to be able to work as a dev at all. To get out of junior dev you needed to get into the industry 5 years sooner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So...I'm fucked? Lovely...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Pretty much. I'd try to get into a different field if you can.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am the senior dev. Please. No.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You're that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts.. The seal must not be broken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Perl and regex are modern day black magic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative

.. instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.

Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.

And the learning goes both ways.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

How do you think it would go?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology

[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As the senior dev, please don't.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Be the reason Legal has to get involved.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

*Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code

My God, it even has a watermark.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, no, that's a coffee stain. On the screen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

drops rubber duck

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Oh I got a N+3 involved.
Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As staff engineer, I'm far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven't written any code in 4 years

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Carry a big stick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Oh don't worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or "leadership" level though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yooo somebody called me?

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