On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

where the sun don't shine

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

In the daylight time bank which is run by grey men who run on smoking the stolen time

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.