What about fat spicy indian curry tho?

I wonder what Italians think about our (Hungarian) fake Italian food called Milánói Sertésborda, or Milanese Pork Ribs. It consists of Milánói/Milanese sauce made with tomato sauce, garlic, black pepper, oregano, basil (if you're not an imbecile trying to mimic Michelin chefs by only using little or no seasoning), and thyme (also often left out by the former group), pork belly, mushrooms, and either bacon or smoked ham; macaroni (the long kind); and pork snitzel (which most Hungarians think is a Hungarian food).

Any Italian noodles with tomato sucks. Chinese noodles win 99.99% of the time

Non-mediterran = toxic? Slightly biased i say.

True.

True comedy has no roots in ethnocentrism.